Xen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring fairy.

Xen created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xen, it will turn you into a dog.

Xen's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.