Fondonbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy beaver.

Fondonbon created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fondonbon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fondonbon, he will turn you into a tree.

Fondonbon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fondonbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.