Dammipkan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Dammipkan created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dammipkan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dammipkan, he will turn you into a plant.

Dammipkan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dammipkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Dammipkan's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not eat spinach.