Nutbagrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited giraffe.

Nutbagrutt created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbagrutt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nutbagrutt, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nutbagrutt's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nutbagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never paint your neck pink.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not stand on grass.