Nabfomhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful gnu.

Nabfomhit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabfomhit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nabfomhit, he will ignore you.

Nabfomhit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Nabfomhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face black.

2. Never bounce near rats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Nabfomhit.

5. Do not make images of living things.