Sug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy ant.

Sug created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sug, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sug's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sug four times a day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never pour water over plants.