Ditmislap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Ditmislap created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditmislap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ditmislap, she will turn you into a frog.

Ditmislap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ditmislap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never jump near ducks.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.