Fetwipbad Bephighot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud lobster.

Fetwipbad Bephighot created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetwipbad Bephighot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fetwipbad Bephighot, he will turn you into a rock.

Fetwipbad Bephighot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fetwipbad Bephighot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fetwipbad Bephighot.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.