Liggofpid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective wyrm.

Liggofpid created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggofpid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Liggofpid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Liggofpid's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Liggofpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Worship no other gods but Liggofpid.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never look at galaxies.