Nullrullvig Vogdimnell is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless wren.

Nullrullvig Vogdimnell created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullrullvig Vogdimnell, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullrullvig Vogdimnell, she will ignore you.

Nullrullvig Vogdimnell's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nullrullvig Vogdimnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.