Vidkenyar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, confident cow.

Vidkenyar created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidkenyar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidkenyar, she will turn you into a duck.

Vidkenyar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Vidkenyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Vidkenyar's priests.

5. Always help voles in need.