Gabfomlit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful skunk.

Gabfomlit created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfomlit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabfomlit, he will come to you in dreams.

Gabfomlit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gabfomlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.