Cungepquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, grumpy turtle.

Cungepquag created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cungepquag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cungepquag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cungepquag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cungepquag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Cungepquag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.