Tanyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fussy cat.

Tanyatt created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanyatt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tanyatt, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tanyatt's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tanyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Tanyatt loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide if eight geese approach from the south.