Luntigbamrakfencab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonourable wasp.

Luntigbamrakfencab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Luntigbamrakfencab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Luntigbamrakfencab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Luntigbamrakfencab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Luntigbamrakfencab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.