Bannaktam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest wolf.

Bannaktam created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bannaktam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bannaktam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bannaktam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bannaktam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from pink geese for they are unholy.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Bannaktam loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear yellow scarves.