Ladriltap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm shrew.

Ladriltap created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladriltap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ladriltap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ladriltap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ladriltap's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Ladriltap's priests.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.