Bifladtik is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient hyena.

Bifladtik created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifladtik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bifladtik, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bifladtik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bifladtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.