Quillorthug is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, happy clam.

Quillorthug created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Quillorthug, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quillorthug, she will laugh at you.

Quillorthug's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Quillorthug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.