Jamstig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful lion.

Jamstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Jamstig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jamstig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jamstig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Jamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. You must love Jamstig.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.