Stanfedfod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring lion.

Stanfedfod created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfedfod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stanfedfod, she will turn you into a plant.

Stanfedfod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stanfedfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about sheep.