Fodhithig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured shark.

Fodhithig created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodhithig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fodhithig, he will turn you into a mole.

Fodhithig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fodhithig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from gray birds, for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Fodhithig five times a day.

5. Fodhithig loves foxes, so they must be honoured.