Tagrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unjust wyvern.

Tagrutt created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagrutt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagrutt, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tagrutt's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tagrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not shave your neck.