Boddanbess is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy beaver.

Boddanbess created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddanbess, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Boddanbess, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Boddanbess' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Boddanbess' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Boddanbess first in all things.

4. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the west.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.