Dibpingov is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying otter.

Dibpingov created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibpingov, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibpingov, it will come to you in dreams.

Dibpingov's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dibpingov's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.