Ontonttig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited frog.

Ontonttig created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontonttig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ontonttig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ontonttig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ontonttig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.