Xenbiflib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Xenbiflib created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Xenbiflib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenbiflib, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xenbiflib's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xenbiflib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed bread to whales while wearing gray scarves.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.