Omtsasbutnart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Omtsasbutnart created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtsasbutnart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Omtsasbutnart, it will ignore you.

Omtsasbutnart's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Omtsasbutnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Omtsasbutnart.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.