Bellwipstan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying hummingbird.

Bellwipstan created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellwipstan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bellwipstan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bellwipstan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bellwipstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.