Himdabstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, vain skunk.

Himdabstaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himdabstaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Himdabstaf, she will not care at all.

Himdabstaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Himdabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.