Zunvagbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless newt.

Zunvagbig created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zunvagbig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zunvagbig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zunvagbig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zunvagbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never paint your arms purple.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.