Wadpagdin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak seal.

Wadpagdin created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadpagdin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadpagdin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wadpagdin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wadpagdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.