Lagsoglat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, sapient ferret.

Lagsoglat created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagsoglat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lagsoglat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Lagsoglat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Lagsoglat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always obey Lagsoglat's priests.
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