Siszagspag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless donkey.

Siszagspag created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Siszagspag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Siszagspag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Siszagspag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Siszagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never run in the presence of shrews.