Mannibtarp is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate scorpion.
Mannibtarp created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Mannibtarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Mannibtarp, she will turn you into a mole.
Mannibtarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Mannibtarp's Holy Commandments
1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mannibtarp.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.