Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, humorless dragonfly.

Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss, she will not care.

Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. You must pray to Sagligjat Hatleghot Vadmitbiss nine times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.