Baplarpyamciss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying fish.

Baplarpyamciss created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Baplarpyamciss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baplarpyamciss, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Baplarpyamciss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Baplarpyamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must love Baplarpyamciss.

4. Worship no other gods but Baplarpyamciss.

5. Do not covet oxen.