Sadfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise jellyfish.

Sadfid created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadfid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sadfid's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sadfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Never eat green fruit.