Gadsidstip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, wise gorilla.

Gadsidstip created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsidstip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadsidstip, it will turn you into a goat.

Gadsidstip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gadsidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet gray.

2. Put Gadsidstip first in all things.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.