Talominrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous human.

Talominrutt created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talominrutt, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Talominrutt, she will turn you into a hamster.

Talominrutt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Talominrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Never mention ants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Talominrutt.
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