Sogsandfuddonmum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident mouse.

Sogsandfuddonmum created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogsandfuddonmum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogsandfuddonmum, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sogsandfuddonmum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sogsandfuddonmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. You must pray to Sogsandfuddonmum seven times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.