Flamnelyart is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable wyrm.

Flamnelyart created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Flamnelyart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamnelyart, he will make you grow a tail.

Flamnelyart's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Flamnelyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never think about stars.