Kabwikneg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent wyvern.

Kabwikneg created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Kabwikneg, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kabwikneg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kabwikneg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Kabwikneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not stand on grass.