Zimgidzog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating pigeon.

Zimgidzog created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimgidzog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimgidzog, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Zimgidzog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Zimgidzog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zimgidzog.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.