Nulbudsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying donkey.

Nulbudsaf created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbudsaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulbudsaf, he will torture you forever.

Nulbudsaf's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nulbudsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about cell theory.