Gammadrak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured wren.

Gammadrak created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gammadrak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gammadrak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gammadrak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gammadrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Gammadrak first in all things.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.