Gunhabyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise camel.

Gunhabyarp created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Gunhabyarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gunhabyarp, it will turn you into a duck.

Gunhabyarp's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gunhabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.