Cibsiddimsigfidhug is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain scorpion.

Cibsiddimsigfidhug created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibsiddimsigfidhug, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cibsiddimsigfidhug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cibsiddimsigfidhug's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cibsiddimsigfidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine otters approach from the south.

2. Never feed spinach to doves while wearing blue corsets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Cibsiddimsigfidhug must be the most important thing in your life.