Rutdamcin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient goat.

Rutdamcin created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rutdamcin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutdamcin, he will turn you into a tree.

Rutdamcin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rutdamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Rutdamcin on top of important buildings.