Migcedfig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring ferret.

Migcedfig created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcedfig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migcedfig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Migcedfig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Migcedfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Migcedfig's priests.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always help otters in need.